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April 02, 2006
FOR SALE....
Single, slender, 24 year-old Puerto Rican female, educated and artistic, looking for some good lovin (or at least free tokens for the arcade).
Because apparently that's what I have to resort to in order to find myself a guy, at least for a few hours. WHAT THE FUCK. Do I have to get breast implants, buy cheap slutty clothes and throw myself at guys nowadays?
What ever happened to liking a girl just because she's nice, funny, interesting and (not so) needy?!?
I mean, I am crushing on like a million guys right now, at least, DEAR GOD, AT LEAST one guy must have a slight crush on me. And I don't mean the nasty guys on the street yelling lovely terms of endearments such as Hey baby, or How you doin' baby or, my favorite, Shiiiiiaaaat, girl! as I ride by them everyday to class.
I want a nice guy. Maybe a nice Southern Boy. That smells nice and is funny and shares my love for SW and Gil Grissom (sorry, Sarah I only like guys. You still have time to become the exquisite lesbian your family believes you are, don't lose hope). Heck, a kitty will do just fine! It'll at least try to cuddle with me for two seconds before going all phsychotic feline on me.
So if you're crushing on me as I'm hopelessly crushing on a thousand boys (and oh dear God even a professor and a manager), LEAVE ME A NOTE...and we'll chat it up. Don't you wanna date this hot piece of Rican ass?
Posted by starmagn at April 2, 2006 04:51 PM
Comments
Alright, well this line: "sorry, Sarah I only like guys. You still have time to become the exquisite lesbian your family believes you are, don't lose hope"
Kinda freaked me out until I thought about the characters in CSI and realized that there is, indeed, a Sarah in there.
And you have a crush on a MANGER?! Like, with baby jesus?! This is getting ridiculous, girl!
Posted by: Blondie at April 2, 2006 08:51 PM
lol funny. There IS a Sarah on CSI, but I wasn't referring to her, but to my friend Sarah from Thunder Bay who is also in lvoe with Gil Grissom. hehe
and yes, I gots the hots for a MANGER. :p
Posted by: Amy at April 2, 2006 09:06 PM
"Free tokens for the arcade"... Is that what the kids are calling it these days? ;-)
Posted by: Jim at April 5, 2006 08:54 AM